I found these quotes and thought y'all might enjoy them!
The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. ~Margaret Thatcher
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.' Theodore Roosevelt (1858 - 1919)
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
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