(No, not triple AAA).
Dear American Ant Association, thank you for considering our place to stay but unfortunately, you are NOT welcome. You see, for as long as I can remember, I thought you belonged in an anthill not a house with people in it!
At the next meeting, please consider moving to someone else's house preferably Rachel's* or Becky's*. Thanks and happy house hunting!
*move to her house so she can blog about you
*move to her house so she can take pictures of you
simple, I know...